The night we first started dating I thought you were the most amazing guy in the world. Then when we broke up my heart was broken. Things I shouldn’t have said made you hate me and I couldn’t be sorrier. Now we are not even friends. Deleted me off facebook and unfollowed me on twitter but haven’t unfollowed me on tumblr. I wish I could take back what I said but I can’t. I hope you see this and know that I am very sorry and I hope one day you could actually forgive me and we can be friends again. If you don’t want to be friends I understand. I still think you are the most amazing guy in the world.
P.S. (mouthing the word) Colorful. If you still remember.
Get this cat a cradle.
Every dog has its tiny horse to sleep on. Or at least they should.
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